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USAFcptnShades
USAFcptnShades 10
What a horrible article.
unclebigpete
Peter Douglas 8
The overkill of this event needs a joke to balance it IMHO. Here's one, and it's a JOKE, but those who live off the beaten track will appreciate it, I'm sure.
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G'day Mate,

I am writing to you because I need your help to get me bloody pilot's licence back. You keep telling me you got all the right contacts. Well now's your chance to make something happen for me because, mate, I'm bloody desperate. But first, I'd better tell you what happened during my last flight review with the Civil Aviation of Australia Examiner.

On the phone, Ron (that's the CAA d*#"head), seemed a reasonable sort of a bloke. He politely reminded me of the need to do a flight review every two years. He even offered to drive out, have a look over my property and let me operate from my own strip. Naturally I agreed to that.

Anyway, Ron turned up last Wednesday. First up, he said he was a bit surprised to see the plane on a small strip outside my homestead, because the "ALA"(Authorized Landing Area), is about a mile away. I explained that because this strip was so close to the homestead, it was more convenient than the "ALA" and, despite the power lines crossing about midway down the strip, it's really not a problem to land and take-off, because at the halfway point down the strip you're usually still on the ground.

For some reason, Ron seemed nervous. So, although I had done the pre-flight inspection only four days earlier, I decided to do it all over again. Because the prick was watching me carefully, I walked around the plane three times instead of my usual two!

My effort was rewarded because the colour finally returned to Ron's cheeks. In fact, they went a bright red. In view of Ron's obviously better mood, I told him I was going to combine the test flight with some farm work as I had to deliver three "poddy calves" from the home paddock to the main herd. After a bit of a chase, I finally caught the calves and threw them into the back of the ol' Cessna 172. We climbed aboard but Ron started getting onto me about weight and balance calculations and all that crap. Of course I knew that sort of thing was a waste of time because calves like to move around a bit particularly when they see themselves 100 metres off the ground! So, as you know, it's bloody pointless trying to secure! However, I did tell Ron that he shouldn't worry as I always keep the trim wheel set on neutral to ensure we remain pretty stable at all stages throughout the flight.

Anyway, I started the engine and cleverly minimized the warm-up time by tramping hard on the brakes and gunning her to 2,500 RPM. I then discovered that Ron has very acute hearing even though he was wearing a bloody headset! Through all that noise he detected a metallic rattle and demanded I account for it. Actually, it began about a month ago and was caused by a screwdriver that fell down a hole in the floor and lodged in the fuel selector mechanism; the selector can't be moved now, but it doesn't matter because it's jammed on "All tanks," so I suppose that's okay.

However, as Ron was obviously a nit-picker, I blamed the noise on vibration from a stainless steel thermos flask which I keep in a beaut little possie between the windshield and the magnetic compass. My explanation seemed to relax Ron because he slumped back in the seat and kept looking up at the cockpit roof. I released the brakes to taxi out but, unfortunately, the plane gave a leap and spun to the right. "Hell", I thought, “not the starboard wheel chock again."

The bump jolted Ron back to full alertness! He looked around just in time to see a rock thrown by the prop-wash disappear completely through the windscreen of his brand new Commodore. "Now I'm really in trouble," I thought!

While Ron was busy ranting about his car, I ignored his requirement that we taxi to the "ALA" and instead took off under the power lines. Ron didn't say a word, at least not until the engine started coughing right at the lift off point, and then he bloody screamed his head off - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"

"Now take it easy Ron," I told him firmly. "That often happens on take-off and there is a good reason for it." I explained patiently that I usually run the plane on standard MOGAS, but one day I accidentally put in a gallon or two of kerosene. To compensate for the low octane of the kerosene, I siphoned in a few gallons of super MOGAS and shook the wings up and down a few times to mix it up. Since then, the engine has been coughing a bit but in general it works just fine, if you know how to coax it properly.

Anyway, at this stage Ron seemed to lose all interest in my test flight. He pulled out some rosary beads, closed his eyes and became lost in prayer; I didn't think anyone was a Catholic these days. I selected some nice music on the HF radio to help him relax. Meanwhile, I climbed to my normal cruising altitude of 3,000 metres. I don't normally put in a flight plan or get the weather because, as you know, getting FAX access out here is a bloody joke and the weather is always "8/8 blue" anyway! But, since I had that near miss with a Saab 340, I might have to change me thinking on that!

Anyhow, on levelling out, I noticed some wild camels heading into my improved pasture. I hate bloody camels and always carry a loaded 303 rifle clipped inside the door of the Cessna just in case I see any of the bastards.

We were too high to hit them but, as a matter of principle, I decided to have a go through the open window. Mate, when I pulled the bloody rifle out, the effect on Ron, was bloody electric! As I fired the first shot, his neck lengthened by about 15 centimetres and his eyes bulged like a rabbit with Myxomatosis; he really looked as if he had been jabbed with an electric cattle prod on full power! In fact, Ron's reaction was so distracting that I lost concentration for a second and the next shot went straight through the port tyre! Ron was a bit upset about the shooting (probably one of those pinko animal lovers I guess) so I decided not to tell him about our little problem with the tyre.

Shortly afterwards, I located the main herd and decided to do my fighter pilot trick. Ron had gone back to praying when, in one smooth sequence, I pulled on full flaps, cut the power and started a sideslip from 3,000 metres down to 100 metres at 130 knots indicated (the last time I looked anyway) and the little needle rushed up to the red area on me ASI. What a buzz, mate! About half way through the descent, I looked back in the cabin to see the calves gracefully suspended in mid-air and mooing like crazy. I was going to comment to Ron on this unusual sight but he looked a bit green and had rolled himself into the fetal position and was screaming' his bloody head off. Mate, talk about being in a bloody zoo! You should've been there, it was so bloody funny!

At about 100 metres, I levelled out, but for some reason we kept sinking. When we reached 20 metres, I applied full power but nothing happened. No noise, no nothing! Then, luckily, I heard me instructor's voice in me head saying "carb heat, carb heat." So I pulled carb heat on and that helped quite a lot, with the engine finally regaining full power. Whew, that was really close, let me tell you!

Then mate, you'll never guess what happened next! As luck would have it, at that height we flew into a massive dust cloud caused by the cattle and suddenly we went I.F. bloody R, mate! You would have been really proud of me as I didn't panic once, not once, but I did make a mental note to consider an instrument rating as soon as me gyro is repaired (something I've been meaning to do for a while now). Suddenly, Ron's elongated neck and bulging eyes reappeared. His mouth opened very wide, but no sound emerged. "Take it easy," I told him, "we'll be out of this in a minute." Sure enough, about a minute later we emerged, still straight and level and still at 20 metres.

Admittedly, I was surprised to notice that we were upside down, and I kept thinking to myself, "I hope Ron didn't notice that I had forgotten to set the QNH when we were taxiing." This minor tribulation forced me to fly to a nearby valley in which I had to do a half roll to get upright again.

By now the main herd had divided into two groups leaving a narrow strip between them. "Ah," I thought, "there's an omen. We'll land right there." Knowing that the tyre problem demanded a slow approach, I flew a couple of steep turns with full flap. Soon, the stall warning horn was blaring so loud in me ear that I cut its circuit breaker to shut it up. but by then I knew we were slow enough anyway. I turned steeply onto a 20 metre final and put her down with a real thud. Strangely enough, I had always thought you could only ground loop in a tail dragger but, as usual, I was proved wrong again!

Halfway through our third loop, Ron at last recovered his sense of humour. Talk about laugh. I've never seen the likes of it. He couldn't stop. We finally rolled to a halt and I released the calves who bolted out of the aircraft like there was no tomorrow.

I then began picking clumps of dry grass. Between gut wrenching fits of laughter, Ron asked what I was doing. I explained that we had to stuff the port tyre with grass so we could fly back to the homestead. It was then that Ron really lost the plot and started running away from the aircraft. Can you believe it? I saw him running off into the distance, arms flailing in the air and still shrieking with laughter. I later heard that he had been confined to a psychiatric institution - poor bugger!

Anyhow mate, that's enough about Ron. The problem is I got this letter from CASA withdrawing, as they put it, my privileges to fly, until I have undergone a complete pilot training course again and undertaken another flight proficiency test.

Now, I admit that I made a mistake in taxiing over the wheel chock and not setting the QNH using strip elevation, but I can't see what else I did that was a so bloody bad that they have to withdraw me flamin' license. Can you?

Ralph H. Bell
Mud Creek Station

HunterTS4
Toby Sharp 3
I'm sure the CG Helo that intercepted them first would have worked just fine. Call service everytime!!!!!!!....this means YOU!
grinch59
Gene Nowak 3
(Duplicate Squawk Submitted)

READ THOSE NOTAM's even before local flights!

A Cessna 152 was escorted out of temporarily restricted airspace by an F-16 fighter jet and a U.S. Coast Guard helicopter circling at low altitude until it landed back at WSUA.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/stray-plane-abortion-protesters-par-for-obamas-wee/nWQ84/
flyboy97222
Jason Rhew 3
I was at SUA when he landed, it was not pretty
Moviela
Ric Wernicke -1
When I read that the President was playing a round with Tiger Woods, I realized why the wife and daughters went the other way. The press was tossed out so nothing could be seen. I wonder if they had tents every few holes stocked with girls and libations?
BluegrassFlyer
Randy Michel -6
Funny if it caused Barry O to miss a stroke while he was putting for birdie. Hate it for the pilot though. A TFR is a TFR. The hardships we face so that one or two individuals can have a life on easy street.

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